Emily's Messenger Bag

So, I hear you ask, "what's in my messenger bag?" Well, it's contents changes on a whim, but here's what is in it now:

iPad, charging cable, and adaptor
Stylus
LG Optimus V, blue earbuds, charging cable and adaptor
Four USB sticks (one loaded with Puppy Linux)
Keys to the house, my bike, skeletons
School ID
State ID
Money, paper and coins
Bankcard

Blue pencil case with markers, pens, erasers, nail file, Tide-on-the-go, nail clippers, toothbrush
Moleskine Sketchbook
Emergence sewing kit
Meds (aspirin, Tums, etc.)
Chapstick, strawberry
Moist wipes
Dental floss

Simple makeup (lip gloss, eyeliner, etc)

Hair brush
Barrette
Scrunchies (when I'm not wearing it in my hair or on my wrist)
A hand towel, (yes, a hand towel, see Hitch Hiker's Guide lol)
A maxipad

Fruit
Hard candy, green tea, fruit, etc.
Sugar babies
Gummi worms and bears
PowerBars, granola bars, breakfast bars, etc.